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Dog Owners! Clean Up the Gravy With the Potatoes!

When your pooch makes a deposit, will you be there? With spade, Glad bag, & curled hair?

Will you shovel the potatoes, leaving loose gravy outside your bag?

For pedestrians to slip on like wounded stag?

A Tourist slipped on Washington Street, their shirt torn with poop and bloodied elbow meat.

The thrift store gave him a gorgeous maddress shirt, hence the tourist's slip & fall trauma became inert.

In Marblehead spirit, I guided him to Maddie's for fish & chips & Dice K

Who for 8 innings menageried Baltimore Orioles at bay

Aided by a fisherman named Varitek seine netting Dice K pitches

A cutter without sails between zero-gravity off speed junk,

Influenced by Asian sail boats on Tokyo Harbor floats

Dog walkers making potato & gravy deposits outside North Shore banks,

Permanently pressed like Hillary Swank.

Clean up the gravy when your poochie is sick

To preserve class and safety on our Oceanside wicks.

Robert Berkelhammer is the Author of Pet Care Givers & Families: Getting the Most From Dog Playgroups, Pet Sitters, and Walkers. Also, see our MULTI-USE FAMILY PET CARE CONTRACT, a must-have organizing tool for you, your family, pet care professionals, and most importantly your pets!

Please consider helping me continue my important work helping pets as I develop as pet care professional and expert. All Donors will receive a free copy of the 16-page Family Pet Contract! Learn more

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